[PARTY STORIES] Tyler, the Creator's craziest party story
Posted February 3rd, 2012 by lou
This made me laugh. Reminds me of one time freshman year when I watched a fat, drunk, freshman girl try to fight down her fifth hamburger at three AM. Except not quite the same. Cops did come in both cases, though.
If you've got a wild party story, shoot it my way: lou [at] statusbro.com. If it's good, we;ll hook you up with some swag and publish the story on the site.
[PREGAME MUSIC] The Bird Calls - Where Bad Secrets are Kept
Posted February 2nd, 2012 by lou
Here's tonights game: Sit in your room, turn off all the lights, and drink scotch straight until you can't connect sentences. Listen to this song on repeat. Go out to a bar and try to pick up either the hottest chick you can find, or the most beat. No in betweens. It's called "Wildebeast or Dime Piece," and it's tons of fun.
Boom goes the dynamite. If haven't seen Game of Thrones, find a day when you've got about 12 hours free, sit down, and power through. You won't regret it.
[WAKE VID] Wakeboarding in Alaska looks pretty chill
Posted January 31st, 2012 by lou
Holy shit, this looks fucking awesome. Like I think I came my pants watching it. Just unreal scenery, waking, and some fishing in there for good measure. Gimmedatlife.
PS - Stole this from BroBible, but fuck it, they snagged enough of my surf vids over the summer so I'm not gonna credit them. Or something.
[MUSIC MONDAY] King Fantastic - Why Where What (NSFW)
Posted January 30th, 2012 by lou
Since I didn't right anything today, here's a King Fantastic song to make up for it. BTW Kristina Rose looks okay in this one. I wouldn't recommend watching it at work. Or near your girlfriend.
These tips seem totally practical and useful for when you're out on the links this winter. Just good, no nonsense advice from our boys over at Kikkor. Gotta look good to play good.
It's cold and gray and dreary as fuck in Boston right now. I don't have Monday classes, so I'm gonna sit in my living room and watch Sportscenter all day. This is appropriate mood music.